{"id":376,"date":"2008-03-06T22:54:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T21:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/?p=376"},"modified":"2008-03-06T22:54:35","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T21:54:35","slug":"tv3-en-la-linia-de-lautosuperacio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/tv3-en-la-linia-de-lautosuperacio\/","title":{"rendered":"TV3 en la l\u00ednia de l&#8217;autosuperaci\u00f3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mirant TV3 mentre sopava, en pocs minuts\u00a0me n&#8217;he dut dos ensurts que per poc em fan ennuegar. Primer, a Pol\u00f2nia un senyor amb bata blanca pretenia aplicar a un emmalaltit Artur Mas la ter\u00e0pia d&#8217;un SMG, que ha resultat que era un &#8220;supositori molt gran&#8221;. Que no hi ha correctors a Pol\u00f2nia? Perqu\u00e8, que jo s\u00e0piga, la cavitat del cul pot ser molt gran, per\u00f2 un supositori mai no ser\u00e0 <em>gran<\/em>, per molt <em>gros<\/em> que sigui.<\/p>\n<p>I, just a continuaci\u00f3, durant la publicitat, el segon ennuegament per poc em deixa ofegat, estormiat\u00a0i sense polsos. Anuncien per a un dia d&#8217;aquests un film titulat ni m\u00e9s ni pus que <em>El regne dels cels <\/em>(t\u00edtol original: <em>Kingdom of Heaven<\/em>). Fins aqu\u00ed pod\u00edem arribar. Pare nostre que estau en <em>els cels<\/em>, alliberau-nos dels incompetents i enviau-los cap dret <em>als inferns<\/em>. Com a m\u00ednim estaran calents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mirant TV3 mentre sopava, en pocs minuts\u00a0me n&#8217;he dut dos ensurts que per poc em fan ennuegar. Primer, a Pol\u00f2nia un senyor amb bata blanca pretenia aplicar a un emmalaltit Artur Mas la ter\u00e0pia d&#8217;un SMG, que ha resultat que era un &#8220;supositori molt gran&#8221;. Que no hi ha correctors a Pol\u00f2nia? Perqu\u00e8, que jo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-llengua"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibiloni.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}